A deadly game show run by AI. Lose, and it turns you into slop.

Built by Claude Opus 5.5 in 5 prompts + @threejs. No game engine, no artist.

Slop Till You Drop: a co-op arena shooter for 1 to 4, in the browser. Clear the room, pick a door. Friends join by link.

Robots pour through four doors. No install, no account: solo, on the couch with gamepads, or online.

Every robot is one of the host's products. Autocomplete finishes your move for you. The Hallucinator fires shots that aren't real. Subscription renews when you cancel it. The boss is his Keynote.

The host is Dax Mercer, founder of Gruel, who calls your death "a learning". His face and voice are generated too (fal ai and ElevenLabs), and so is the music.

Three classes, the humans the machines replaced: the Artist, the Moderator and the Fact-Checker. Nobody wins. The show runs until you're content, so you play for the views.

Inspired by the arcade classic Smash TV.

How many views before you became slop?

Link to play below 👇